Tree Climbing

Why I ever thought a skirt and jandals would be respectable attire to go tree climbing in I'll never know. But somehow I found myself up the top of our crabapple tree emcumbered by said articles of clothing. It proved to be worth the effort and we now have two jars of mighty fine crabbaple jelly(jam). That is, after I stewed them up and strained the juice and added the sugar and boiled the blackbird germs completly away. Now, who will help me eat the jelly?