Cat Tripping Shoulder Cramps

Just whistling as I was walking down my street this evening when out from the bushes (on the other side of the road) what should bound up to me but a spritely white cat with a tortoise shell back. All efforts to walk severely hampered by this wirey furryball entwined round my legs. I made slow progress for the next few houses til it gave up the me-owing act and slowly dribbled away.

My shoulders keep cramping up; it's because I have new shoes.