Telephone Book Bag

Reading things like this brightens my day just that little bit more. The new telephone books were delivered today, in a happy yellow bag emblazoned with the message:

CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN NUTS ...and bolts, and nails, and wood, and carpenters, and roofers, and architects, and landscape gardeners, and doctors, and midwives, and daycare, and education facilities, and driving instructiors, and car dealers, and lawyers, and armed forces, and tertiary education providers, and travel agents, and divorce lawyers, and real estate agents, and financial advisors, and dating services, and retirement villages, and funeral directors...