AGGED EFFECTS

I read the name of a hair studio as "AGGED EFFECTS" and thought maybe the hoary head look had gone mainstream. I began to imagine what kind of effects they would be; maybe they'll put a blue rinse through and add some silver streaks or for the guys: a bald patch with that wispy little comb-over.

Then I noticed a whomping great jagged letter "J" before the "AGGED" part. It was in a different font. I couldn't see it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, never mind that years pertaining to the elderly is spelled "AGED" not "AGGED". With the addition of that one little (figuratively speaking) letter I realised that said studio was decidedly not as septuagenarian friendly as I was first led to believe.